About

Percy is a semi-retired electrician. He hates your children because you spoil them. When he’s not writing to his local paper, he spends his time whittling inappropriate figurines out of balsa wood and slowly drinking away the retirement money he managed to save. Percy loves old time baseball players and frequenting his local VFW for 50 cent Old Styles. You can email with Percy at HowDoIEmailPercy@gmail.com

Geri Hattrick is a swingin’ 87-year-old playboy from Tampa, Florida. He lives in the Swaying Oaks retirement community, where he enjoys the company of several lady-friends. Geri’s favorite activities include watching “Matlock,” drinking Brandy Old-Fashioneds down by the pool, listening to Benny Goodman, snorting Viagras, and picking up chicks on Jello night (no teeth, no problem!).

Old Man Quarterly will be a blog page dedicated to Silent Generation Swingers like Percy and Geri This is a place where we can all share our experiences together and maybe even learn a thing or two. That being said, sit back, put on your favorite Duke Ellington record, pour yourself a stiff drink, and enjoy!