Grandchild-and-all-around-pansy Rick sent me this video of an Asian pretending to be an old man and doing magic on a train. Rick thought it would give me some sort of purpose in life since I’m spending a lot of time writing letters to the editor of the local newspaper/birdcage liner about how ungrateful all generations after mine are.
Oh Percy, how idle are your hands?!!!!
I was not amused by this video. Magic is for the weak! Weak in spirit! Weak in throwing ability! Weak in intestinal fortitude! I just called Rick’s mom and told her to do her matronly duties and restrain her son’s magical tendencies. If you’ll excuse me, I have some letters to finish before Raymond comes on.
- Percy Johanson
