So, yesterday after “Matlock” I popped a few V’s and went down to the local VFW to grab a few BOFs and check out the ladies . Well by the time I got down there, the V’s started kickin’ in, and that had me feeling like a regular Phil Mickelson.
5 BOFs later, I brought these two hotties back to the retirement village. Beatrice and Maude were their names, and boy let me tell you, I haven’t had an orgy like that since Korea!
I knew I was pulling off one crazy GeriHatTrick when we broke my walker, but stuff got really out of control later when I accidentally started doing Maude on top of the nurse call button and the hospice nurse walked in! I asked her if she wanted to join in, but I think she was too busy crying and screaming to hear me. Oh well, she’ll get her chance another time!
-Geri
