Rick’s a nice kid. He’s got an arm like a 6th grade girl after a jump rope competition, but he makes up for his faggy-ness by helping his gramps write on the internets. I’m going to write to all you whippersnappers about my life and why you’re all stupid for not listening to me. If you’ve got a problem with something I write, go tell your ungrateful mom. I just got off her.
-Percy
